January 2012
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2012 is the year I actually get laid.
I am part of what is called ‘the sexually knowledgeable virgins’. I know what to do. I just never found someone to do it with. ARGH.
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New Years Kisses
Expectation:
Reality:
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
11:57 pm
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12:00 am
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01/01/2012,12:44AM
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
lightlesslocket:
akiramello:
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akiramello:
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ree-roy:
Let’s all get sloshed! Wheee~!
I HATE YOU PEOPLE. THERE IS NO ALCOHOL IN MY FUCKING HOUSE. STOP DRINKING WITHOUT ME. STOP. STOP STOP!!!
*shrugs* Come over then.
betta share that alcho with me.
No shit dumbass. *kiiiisses* have fun at church bb*
HAHAHAHAHA I AM SIPPIN ON MEH RASPBERRY...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Let’s all get sloshed! Wheee~!
I like my music like how I like my men. Korean....
December 2011
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Reblog if you're spending the last day of 2011 on...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
peace0ut-girlscouts:
belieberfreak:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE AAMMM OR FMMMMM.
I’m not cleaning that up
OMG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO POP UP ON MY DASH SOME DAY.
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someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
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jesourire asked: Whoa there, you like Downton Abbey as well? o.O
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You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.
– John Mason (submitted by my-candy-jar)
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